FAQs

What is your name?

Molly.

What is your real name?

Molly?

Hm.

Wait what?

Nothing. How old are you?

Twenty-one.

What is your quest?

To seek the Holy Grail.

What is the capital of Assyria?

Are these really FAQs?

I will ask the questions. So, I guess...uhhh...I don't know, what's a blog?

Well, Webster's dictionary defines--

Please don't do that.

Um, okay...well I guess a blog is sort of like a public journal. It's a way for people to write about what they love: like food, fashion, pets, humor, movies, music, travel, or an angsty mix of feelings and emotional vomit. Some blogs are interesting. Some aren't. But anyone can try it. Just be prepared to face some negative criticism when you post multiple pictures of your scab collection.

Riveting.

Shut up.

So, Molly, why do you blog?

I like to make people laugh.

Ohhh, so this...this is a humor blog.

yyyes?

Oh. Okay. Cool.

I mean, I also just have a lot of stuff mixed up in my head, and keeping a blog helps me sort through it. Sometimes I have funny ideas, but they aren't very funny unless I draw pictures of them. Then, they're funny.

Oh yeah you draw too.

Is that a question?

Um. Sure.

Yeah, I draw. I started drawing for my study abroad blog when I was in France, and I sort of preferred the drawings to actual pictures.

If you were an animal, what would you be?

Are we done here?

IF YOU WERE AN ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU--

OH MY GOD A RIVER OTTER.

Do you speak any languages?

That's a weird way to phrase that. Uh yeah I speak French and English.

Voolay voo kooshay aveck mwah suh swah?

Are there any more questions pertaining to my blog?

Are you aware that your monogram is BM?

Y...yes?

Are you aware that BM means poop?

Ohhh. Yes. Yeah, that...that was an unfortunate coincidence.

What's that green monster thing at the top of your blog?

Just a monster.

Seriously?

Yes. Seriously.

*cough* cop out *cough*

Alright I'm done.

WAIT!

What?

What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Goodbye.